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Ur mom

A hairy three tit two asshole whale
Timmy:ur mom is a fat bitch ass whale jonny:fuck you. jonnys mom:(angry whale noises)
by Iamapissbaby August 30, 2020
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if you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomach

yes it’s true, if u stretch ur food will in fact full the closest dog to you. so be careful u don’t wanna to over weight a dog
“Don’t stretch after eating! Your food will go inside a dogs stomach! If you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomach
by dog fans July 22, 2022
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Ur mom

POV: ur mom left u at the store
by E A U September 3, 2022
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ur mom

"more like in ur mom" B)
by transparentcat March 14, 2022
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UR MOM

MOST LIKLEY JUST A JOKE LMAO
someone: "hey, guess what?"
someone else: "what?"
someone: "ur mom.HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"
by i am cool :D October 3, 2022
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ur mom

wow, ur mom is so hot.
by eminem69420 November 6, 2021
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ur mom

The best insult that anyone could ever use on someone.
1: Hey, what time is it?
2: Ur mom
1: Damn man you got me
by getJasonTodded July 21, 2022
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