Ur mom

A hairy three tit two asshole whale

Timmy:ur mom is a fat bitch ass whale jonny:fuck you. jonnys mom:(angry whale noises)

by Iamapissbaby August 30, 2020

if you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomach

yes it’s true, if u stretch ur food will in fact full the closest dog to you. so be careful u don’t wanna to over weight a dog

“Don’t stretch after eating! Your food will go inside a dogs stomach! If you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomach”

by dog fans July 22, 2022

Ur mom

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE

POV: ur mom left u at the store

by E A U September 3, 2022

ur mom

i am so in love with your mother

"more like in ur mom" B)

by transparentcat March 14, 2022

UR MOM

MOST LIKLEY JUST A JOKE LMAO

someone: "hey, guess what?"
someone else: "what?"
someone: "ur mom.HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"

by i am cool :D October 3, 2022

ur mom

the hottest woman in the world

wow, ur mom is so hot.

by eminem69420 November 6, 2021

ur mom

The best insult that anyone could ever use on someone.

1: Hey, what time is it?
2: Ur mom
1: Damn man you got me

by getJasonTodded July 21, 2022