A douche-cock-bastard is someone who ignorantly does things to you that really pisses the shit out of you.
That douche-cock-bastard drank the last beer without even asking....I was saving that for breakfast!
by chrislamma November 24, 2008
two douchebags who want to get with the same girl at the same time. 1 douche bag+ 1 douche bag= no way in hell that they will get with her.
Douche 1: Do you see that chick right there?
Douche 2: Yeah man, im gonna make my move.
Douche 1: Fuck you, she's mine!
Girl: Are you two trying to figure out the Douche Bagorean Theorem again?
Douche 2: Yeah man, im gonna make my move.
Douche 1: Fuck you, she's mine!
Girl: Are you two trying to figure out the Douche Bagorean Theorem again?
by D3ATHB1A2MER May 18, 2010
the greatest band to ever live.. the next big thing. with the best beat maker and lyrical artist ever known to live. also known as DNR
sound- "were not kiwi kids but were so fuckin rad...."
kid 1- "damn bro who is tht?. tht shit is dope"
kid 3- "its douche nozzle rejects theyre so fuckin great"
kid 1- "damn bro who is tht?. tht shit is dope"
kid 3- "its douche nozzle rejects theyre so fuckin great"
by callmerockstar March 26, 2010
a person who thinks they know all of the words to snoop dogg songs and insists on rapping along with them... including the shizzles and izzles.
mark: did you hear nate trying to sing gin and juice?
david: gyeah!... sukka can't rap like the doggfather... he ain't nuthin' but a triflin ass snoop doggy douche!
david: gyeah!... sukka can't rap like the doggfather... he ain't nuthin' but a triflin ass snoop doggy douche!
by a friendly primate September 04, 2009
by Annoyed residents August 03, 2011
1. A bunch of douche bags all in the same room being idiots and other douche baggery
2. One female douche bag who gives birth to several more douche bags
2. One female douche bag who gives birth to several more douche bags
1. Some Guy: "It was Douche Bag Galore at Sams party yesterday"
2. Some Guy "Katya was nice, before she went Douche Bag Galore on everyone"
2. Some Guy "Katya was nice, before she went Douche Bag Galore on everyone"
by DoucheRadar July 30, 2010
Someone who is annoying as shit, eats your shit, leaves his shit laying around, talks shit, and still thinks he is the shit... and tells you so every day.
by Nivla December 18, 2007