Poop spank

Telling someone that you have to poop, but really you are going to jerk off.

Bill said that he had to go poop right after seeing the celebrity nude leaks. I bet he is really going to poop spank it.

by J-M0NEYS November 24, 2014

Poop Threading

The act of sending emails to your friends while sitting on the toilet. Usually as part of an on-going email thread. Sometimes proven with a picture.

I stayed on the toilet too long because I was poop threading and it is hard to type on my iPhone.

by Boboblaw December 19, 2010

that one poop

That one poop is when you get home from a long day of work and/or school and you just sit down with your phone and take the best shit in the world. It always feels amazing and you feel like you take on the world after this process

Bro 1: bro i got home and just sat down on the shitter and took that one poop

Bro 2: bro, no fucking way

by Lsmwarrior69 November 4, 2013

poop nutbean

Poop nutbean is a phrase that can literally replace any word. It originated as a knock at the surname Nutbean (cheeky Brits chided at the name Nutbean since the reign of King Edward 1st, known as 'The hammer of the Scots') The joke was deciding what the funniest given name could be: coco nutbean, pea nutbean etc. But of course, as clever as those may be, there is nothing funnier than being named poop. Alas, poop nutbean was born.

Patrick - Poop nutbean! I forgot to pick up my little sister from school.

Ron - Shit man, you really poop nutbeaned this time.

by trisaratop May 4, 2011

poop icing

pooping into a ziplock bag, warming it in the microwave (and/or an alternate heat source), snipping the corner of the bag, and writing/decorating your poop like you would icing.

"man, i just made poop icing and poop icinged that bitches car. i got her good"

by poop icing bandit January 10, 2012

Alligator Poop

A fairly large, firm and straight poop that sits at the bottom of the toilet bowl with the tip coming out of the water a few centimetres.

Ex. 1 - Doctor: "How would you describe your stool?" - Patient: "Alligator."

Ex. 2 - Steve: "Man ever since I added more whole wheats to my diet, I've been making alligator poops! It's great!"

by patcaptain August 7, 2017

poop muncher

One who eats ass

Oh my god Jen! Your brother is such a poop muncher!

by Dr. Funbone February 15, 2017