Speed Bag the Pickle

Act of male masterbation

Looking at those big tits makes me want to speed bag the pickle.

by Hawaiikinuiwaa May 6, 2025

Speed Bag The Pickle

Male Masterbation

Seeing those big tits makes me want to Speed Bag The Pickle

by Hawaiikinuiwaa May 6, 2025

The double pickle

Where you get on your hands and knees with a girl and you grab a pickle and you both shove the pickles and each other's ass at the same time in and out

" hey babe, want to do the double pickle tonight? You mean the one where we shove a pickle in each other's ass?"

by The kadenator August 21, 2025

I'm in a pickle

To be in a pickle means you're in a difficult situation where you cannot decide on something, and your head might be in two different places.

I'm in a pickle; I can't decide whether I should get Indian food or make food at home.

by hnrulaaa September 8, 2025

I'm in a pickle

To be in a pickle is where you're in a difficult situation where you can't pick between multiple things and find yourself in an awkward situation

I can't decide whether or not I want to go to the pool or stay in and sleep; I'm in a pickle!

by hnrulaaa September 8, 2025

Washington Apple Picker

The act of ripping off another person's dingleberries (dried fecal matter, hanging from ass hair), and baking them in an oven. The dingleberries are then coated in the person's semen, and eaten as a crunchy snack.

Man 1: "Yo dude, wanna try out the Washington Apple Picker?
Man 2: "Hell yeah! Fire up the oven!"

by the one and only dunce September 9, 2025

Colonizing berry picker

These are fighting words. You should be outraged, or so ashamed of yourself, that you run and get wild game, preferably venison. Moose meat is ideal and hard to 'get'.

1 moose (you can stay for now)
2 moose ( all her relatives are going to come and meet you, to welcome you into the family and is that fresh moose meat?)
5 moose (you are marrying someone one in the tribe. The moose will be gone. You can have some one of two ways a) You will literally have to go rez home to rez home at dinner time and have dinner with that family and your 'new fiance' to get some of your moose meat back. This will take several days. b) When you and your girlfriend go outside late morning the Chief will have fired up the community barbecue with the whole tribe as he praises his tribal daughter for bring home a good hunter and provider. Her new husband.(that's you tugar.))

Married by the chief in informal tribe of people and witnessed by every one.

You Colonizing berry picker! Go get me some moose meat now, Tugar.

by Modern Women December 20, 2025