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muffin money

Any amount of money that does not exceed $10.
hey man, spot me some muffin money
by wizardR March 27, 2019
mugGet the muffin moneymug.

Money

When women try to come up with something just as sexist as 'dishwasher' to get men that didnt do anything mad so they call them, 'money.'
Tracey: "Hey that bill over there is such a money."
Nill: "Wait isn't that just as sexist as dishwasher?"
Tracey: "Shut up bitch, no one treats us feminists like equals
by ARandomGuy96 January 23, 2021
mugGet the Moneymug.

Today money

If you're on a contract for a day and get paid end of the day in CASH, its today money! not tomorrow money, or day after money or end of the week money...today money.
Hey dude, look, lets do this little job, its only going to take two hours. I'm talking today money here...

Look kid, If you want today money, cut my grass!
by udon'twannaknow February 22, 2011
mugGet the Today moneymug.

Money

Unequivocally (get a real dictionary and look it up) the root of all evil. Just because the internet makes it easier to get, doesn't mean it still isn't evil. Unfortunately in 2018 its still a thing and a focus of the human existence. Food, water, and even shelter the world already provides in abundance. You know I have never seen a moneytree, (not the check cashing place) pretty sure we don't need it or it would have been provided.
"Can you spare some money so I can get some food?" - really?!!? No one should have to use money for food, water, and shelter.
by SympathyDevil May 9, 2018
mugGet the Moneymug.

Love Your Money

We love you yeah
We love what you got and you've got it truly
You're talented kid
We can see it clearly
We love your sound
The way you look so we say sincerely
You're natural stars and we mean it really
{chorus}

We love your money(Love your money)
We love your money(Love your money)
We love your money(Love your money)
We love your money(Love your money)
Yes we do
We love you yeah
place your trust in us completely
You'll sell worldwide we mean it really
We love your songs
shape your image and we'll all be wealthy
{repeat}

We love you so love your demo
We love you so love love love love
all your money
We love your money(love your money)
We love your money(love your money)
Love love love love all your money
(repeat chorus)

Love love love love all your money
Love love love love all your money
Love love love love all your money
by Gothic Miscreant October 23, 2023
mugGet the Love Your Moneymug.

Daddy’s money

Buying a new house with daddy’s money
Dan used daddy’s money to buy a mansion with limestone to over compensate for how bad he is at golf
by MB07 July 26, 2023
mugGet the Daddy’s moneymug.

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