Phlegm Monkey

The thick mouth mucous, spit out and retrieved by suction, over and over.

Larry played with a phlegm monkey, much to the dismay of his friends.

by Resafandrab July 11, 2011

Skank Monkey

An individual that enjoys being slapped in various non-sexual areas with male genetalia.

Dude, Sheila is such a skank monkey, she asked me to whack her in the forehead with it like four times.

by Ricky Bobby rumplestillskin August 19, 2011

PR monkey

another name for a spokesperson for a politician, organization or a company. just about any spin doctor.

Wow! BP's PR monkeys will have a hard time after the oil spill.

by JohnCaulfield October 24, 2011

monkey lipped

To put something into one's mouth, like a cigarette, straw, spoon or pen and take it out only to have it covered in saliva. Similar to the way monkeys do at the zoo when they put anything in their mouths.

Teresa took a drag off my cigarette and when I got it back she had monkey lipped it. It was almost soaked to death.

Bill borrowed my pen and while he was thinking about the problem, he put it in his mouth and monkey lipped it. When I got it back, it was dripping with spit.

by little billy boy November 22, 2011

Monkeys-play

the act of playing silly or goofy

he was playing his game like monkeys-play
:replace the word : he was playing his game goofyish

by T232 January 29, 2023

hella monkey

Getting absolutes blasted on some S-Tier kush, cremated off that shit.

“You tryna get hella monkey with me and sleepy joe tonight?”

by ShadowWizardMoneyGang February 16, 2023

monkey nut

a really big testicle that some people have, they have to drag it around when they walk around

yo wheres jerry
jerry has a monkey nut, he will be here in an hour

by spuffymate March 28, 2023