monkey rizz

Bro has crazy rizz for women and might even be a top g named Muggy

Eddie has that monkey rizz

by LoggyCarl December 26, 2022

Emo monkey

An emo kid that makes it their responsibility to make everyone around them emo and if you encounter one you should call the government because they are a biohazard

Emo monkey: you are all poppy’s because you’re not emo. Average American: honey, get the shotgun.

by Apc345 December 31, 2022

Meth monkey

Crackasorous Rex

Crackhead

What an absolute meth monkey

by Vf.wagz January 3, 2023

Twitter Monkey

Someone is on twitter 24/7 and believed everything they read on twitter and mainstream media Before Elons take over. They tend to be blue pilled.

Daniel stop being a “Twitter Monkey”. Just because it’s trending on Twitter it doesn’t mens is true!

by Puertorican Papi January 9, 2023

Boner monkey

An employee with little experience, or of low seniority within a blue-collar operation. Boner monkeys are typically assigned insignificant or undesirable work, such as operating a shovel.

Contractor : "I need to carry 6 pallets of bricks to the back of the property"
Client: "Why haven't you hired a boner monkey to handle the grunt work?"

by Hugh G Reckshin July 11, 2023

Arctic Monkeys

The sexiest band on earth consisted of Alex Turner (lead singer/guitarist), Matt Helders (drummer), Nick O'Malley (Bassist) and Jamie Cook (lead guitarist)

Person 1: "What're ya listening to?"

Person 2: "Some good ol' Arctic Monkeys!"

Person 1: "I bet you get all the girls then mate"

by alex123longbottom August 11, 2023

discombobulated monkey

it is a younger brother who doesn't want to push his mattress to the side, or a brother who blackmails you.

"push your damn mattress."
"no"
"you discombobulated monkey, push the mattress."

by umbrellawithbangsthatplaysdnd August 22, 2023