Mexican Bus Driver

An alcoholic beverage consisting of tequila and jizz.

These Mexican Bus Drivers sure do go down smooth.

by Aldis Dro May 16, 2022

Mexican lumber rack

A brown person standing with their arms at a perfect 90°

Brett loaded all the small deck pieces onto his Mexican lumber rack and sent it to the dumpster

by Dread Joe September 23, 2020

Mexican Taxi Cab

When people ride in the bed of the pickup.

We're going to take the Mexican Taxi Cab down to Home Depot to pick up a couple of landscapers.

by Turbo Buc SD December 19, 2011

Mexican Drink Off

When, to settle a disagreement, two or more people see who can drink more alcohol (usually shots or beer). The person who stays the most sober the longest wins.

"Madison and I couldn't agree on when to go see the movie so we had a Mexican Drink Off."

"Tony and Luke had a Mexican Drink Off to see who got to ask that new foreign girl out."

by TheJistOfIt August 24, 2014

Mexican Washing Machine

When one covers there penis is guacamole and anally inserts their penis into the woman

Person 1: Yo man i gave this bitch a mexican washing machine!
Person 2: Did she scream?

by GingerToothbrush February 27, 2015

mexican carpet ride

To have intercourse with a girl on the dirtiest, filthiest carpet or rug you can find

Julio engineered the mexican carpet ride to the foreigner's friend on the filthy rug in the bathroom...twice.

by whorhey45 November 7, 2014

Mexican Wet Willy

The act of giving a regular wet willy but instead of saliva, you stick your finger up your nose and then in the victim's ear.

Wow! Frank just gave Cassie a Mexican wet willy... He's been sick all week.

by Aaron The Terrible May 14, 2018