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stuck like chuck 

When your completely wasted and you cant move; hence being stuck.
Yo I cant make it to the party man...I'm stuck like chuck.
stuck like chuck by Avi Jamal September 27, 2005
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scale of 1-10 like---love 

On a scale of 1 to 10, where ten is (LOVE)- How much do they LIKE you, or how much do you LIKE them?

*1) I see you around, you seem like a nice enough person.
*2) My spirit seems content around you, we could be friends, i guess, If the situation calls.
*3) I definitely want to become friends, Your cute, interesting, i want to know more about you.
*4) You are very attractive, enjoying the sight of your body very much, I've thought of sexing you.
*5) I'm beginning to know you, for you, your personality entices me, thinking about intimacy even more.
*6) Your a real great person, we enjoy each other, but that's all, i already have my 8,9 or ten. (see 8,9 and ten) So, you are stuck at 6, I guess.
*7) I care about you strongly, think about you when your not around. i really do appreciate you in my life.
*8) I feel the strongest connection to you, i feel like i understand your mind, body and soul.
*9) i have sleepless nights without you, i think about you half of the day,care for you like a care for myself, wanna share special moments with you, only want you to be happy, I'm sad when you're sad, i think am just minutes away from fallen...

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*10) Fallen head over heels in L-O-V-E ( you know that feeling you have for that someone, you cant explain it, but you know it. whatever is your love, then that's when its TEN (10)!!!!!!
girl: "wats my like rate on the scale of 1-10 like---love?"

guy: "right now your a definite 7".

girl: ":)"

I Like Boobies 

A phrase a person would say to express their opinion of if they like boobies or not.
"Hey what up man?"
"I like boobies and boobie pie."

act like it's not shabbat

To masturbate. Jewish people (M.O.T.s) often avoid masturbating on the that day of the week, and therefore must do it more on non-shabbat days.
Teacher: "My, Jimmy, that was a long bathroom break, were you...smoking drugs in there?"
Class: "Ooooooh, busted."
Jimmy: "Hell no bitch...but let's just say it wasn't shabbat in there." (pulls out $1 bill) "Hey, slip the janitor Mr. Washington here for the extra clean up job, will ya?"
act like it's not shabbat by Nick D February 17, 2005

Flat out like a lizard drinkin 

"Are you busy, Mike?"

"Busy! I'm flat out like a lizard drinkin!"

hung like a Norse 

Alternative version of "hung like a horse," or to have a large penis. A reference to viking days - Norse vikings were legendary for the size of their endowment.
as she made sweet love to vladimir the viking, she remarked that he was hung like a norse