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Jack Walton

This is a thing that is very sexy and big in the penis. It has a one short hair sticking out if it’s butthole that is braided. When conceiving a child the big penis shrivels into its self and makes a cracking sound while it’s molts and turns into a butterfly. The child then grows up into a giant retard that can only say “pussy” “cock and balls” and “funky fresh”.
Man I meet a jack Walton the other day and let me tell ya, awesome guy.
by SweetGrunt64 March 12, 2023
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cuck jack

When someone steals your girl because you jerk off too much or don't show her attention
Mikey totally cuck jacked Bob's girlfriend at the party last night while Bob was at home wanking off to cam girls
by BankRaider69 May 6, 2017
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beau-jack

Someone who isn’t a “newbie” or “first timer
Darren- look at Jason go. How is he so good at that?

Brady- because Jason isn’t no beau-jack. He has been doing that type of work ever since he was young.
by Naphtali6890 March 30, 2022
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Jack landon

Nonce who likes kids and dates and chats up 13 year olds when he's 17
by Ihatejacklandon March 17, 2020
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Jack Chambers

Banter and paigans
by John Chambers October 25, 2012
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Jack Bauer

A bada**
by TackyWacky August 4, 2020
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Jack Fact

A fact said with conviction that has no truth to it.
"Royal's has 3 franchises in WA" said Jack. Jack fact....
by Dawks Hawks June 2, 2018
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