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Tom Harris

An Australian mammal found typically in the south-east, around Melbourne. He has a large head, narrow torso and long legs. His penis is around 11 inches long, and he typically mates at least 20 times per week. He spends most of the day in his den, watching live sports and masturbating to Dustin Martin highlights. When provoked, he is extremely hostile and can cause serious injury or death.
What is the deadliest animal in Australia?”
“Tom Harris for sure”.
by BertCocain November 22, 2021
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Harri

The hottest boy alive he has a massive willie and the ladies can’t resist him, but he still makes time for his mate John he is also cool as fuck
Harri slaped John
by Jackwit752 June 28, 2019
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harry

will love the most beautiful girl in the world who’s name starts with r

harry is the hottest boy around
he works in a bakery
cries but in a cool way
he’s really sorry he was having a wee
it’s very warm he’s wearing a coat and nobody knows why
he has a son named ishmael who never calls anymore
he lives in the valley

he’s tired and it’s winter
i love harry ❤️
by harrysonishmeal May 15, 2021
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Harry

A hot british kid who gets all the big titties pussy and ass and thinks havin is sexy as wants to clap and eat dat ass, he also is friends with all niggas baby!
Example: havin "Harry your HOT

harry "Thx bby u too
by BigFatTitties42O October 3, 2018
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Megan harris

Stay away . A megan harris will destroy you .. eat your remains … simmer your soul on a stove … then try to feed your lifeless remains back to you . If a megan harris is ever connected to a nichole . Run !
Oh look here’s ma megan harris . Did you feel the air get colder around you ?
by Twentytwo November 22, 2021
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Harri

an annoying prick who verbally abuses people
oh look there's harri
by terms of service apply July 19, 2022
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Harry Hong

Jimmy: Dude, you should start playing Tetris more.
John: No way man! I don't wanna be a Harry Hong!
by HellSon November 16, 2020
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