Bum Hairs

The greatest person you will ever meet. Very handsome and has no bum hairs

Person 1: Omg he doesn't have bum hairs

by Thetiger08 March 22, 2021

rice crispy hair

when you got rise crispy hair it means your hair is crunch and as dry as a rice cripy, like when you use to much edge control of gel that rice crispy hair because is cruncy on the outside.

"yo boboqwisha, you bot rise crispy hair."
"eww fix you rice crispy hair."
"you are not coming to my house with that rise cripy hair!"

by scoopdedewhop8 March 22, 2021

penis hair

a penis made of hair

zaniculo: Penis hair 😼
ecsploiter: ikr

by Exploiter March 23, 2021

Hair

A stupid blob of dead skin cells that people seem to like touching. They also bother to make it look good.

Wow, hair... this is so boring and gross.

by Crazedpoodleface March 29, 2021

Pp hair

Pp hair aka fat juices cock hair girls love to suck on

Girls love pp hair on boys pps

by R4nd0 mop April 2, 2021

matted hair

Matted hair is when your hair gets so fucking tangled that it looks like lumps of hair on your head, it can also look like your hair is super wet and icky.

"Man that kid needs to cut their hair, it's so matted and no one wants MATTED HAIR

by Who resembles God April 6, 2021

hair spider

small clumps of hair, primarily on carpets, that are commonly mistaken for spiders. people with long hair are more prone to making hair spiders.

EW WHAT IS THAT??? oh it’s just a hair spider.

by mm9019729 April 10, 2021