wi-fire

When your wi-fi is spotty for an entire day but is normal the next.

urban dictionary faggot Why weren't you emailing me yesterday?
urban dictionary employee I had a wi-fire. Sorry!

by JTCSDerp December 11, 2017

Canadian fire drill

When your server leaves and everyone at the table switches seats and/or tables before he/she gets back just to fuck with them.

"My asshole table just did a Canadian fire drill now they are all mixed up in the pos system!"

"She's gone! Hurry and do a Canadian fire drill before she gets back!"

by Trogdor312 August 18, 2020

fingers of fire

When the male dunks his fingers in hot sauce and proceeds to finger blast the female for firery pleasure

Babe come give my fire crotch your fingers of fire.

by Dcookieboy June 26, 2016

Fire-Mid

Better than Mid its fire mid

That anime isnt mid its fire-mid

by clips2 January 30, 2022

fire roasting

Having sex with a very dry girl and don’t use lube.

Jim, why are you walking funny?

Jim: I hooked up with that new girl last night. I ended up fire roasting the bitch all night long, now my dick is raw!!!

by Hootie79 June 15, 2018

You're fired

You're fired. You can't fire me I quit. You can't quit I quit. You can't quit you're a frog. You can't frog me you're my wife . I'm not you're wife you're MY wife! Hey honey how was work? Pretty good but I quit my job. You can't quit you're job, you're fired! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Guy 1: Have you seen asdfmovie 12?
Guy2: It's full of dead memes from 2010.
Guy1: Yeah true.

Boss: You're fired!

by Skeletonbones November 10, 2020

GEICO fire extinguisher

A conflagration-douser dat's so easy to operate, even a caveman could use it.

If yer favorite primitive-hominid buddy wants to train for joining da local fire department, it might be wise to start him off wif a GEICO fire extinguisher --- no fussy pins, levers, or nozzles to learn about; he would merely need to hit it wif his club to make it operate.

by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025