Term to describe the Douche-like wankers dressed up in Lycra who get off by riding around city streets on road racing bicycles. Generally the most dangerous, ignorant and arrogant of all road users.
Bill: Dude, I was cycling to work this morning; indicating to turn right, and this Lycra covered Douchestain, came flying past, overtaking me on my right hand side - he was this close!
James: Dude, if he slowed down, he wouldn't come first in the Tour le Douche. You should have popped a clothesline on his fool ass...
Bill: Aaaaaaaaaaaaay
James: Dude, if he slowed down, he wouldn't come first in the Tour le Douche. You should have popped a clothesline on his fool ass...
Bill: Aaaaaaaaaaaaay
by Carlos467 August 3, 2010
Get the Tour le Douchemug. the greatest band to ever live.. the next big thing. with the best beat maker and lyrical artist ever known to live. also known as DNR
sound- "were not kiwi kids but were so fuckin rad...."
kid 1- "damn bro who is tht?. tht shit is dope"
kid 3- "its douche nozzle rejects theyre so fuckin great"
kid 1- "damn bro who is tht?. tht shit is dope"
kid 3- "its douche nozzle rejects theyre so fuckin great"
by callmerockstar March 25, 2010
Get the douche nozzle rejectsmug. two douchebags who want to get with the same girl at the same time. 1 douche bag+ 1 douche bag= no way in hell that they will get with her.
Douche 1: Do you see that chick right there?
Douche 2: Yeah man, im gonna make my move.
Douche 1: Fuck you, she's mine!
Girl: Are you two trying to figure out the Douche Bagorean Theorem again?
Douche 2: Yeah man, im gonna make my move.
Douche 1: Fuck you, she's mine!
Girl: Are you two trying to figure out the Douche Bagorean Theorem again?
by D3ATHB1A2MER May 19, 2010
Get the Douche Bagorean Theoremmug. a person who thinks they know all of the words to snoop dogg songs and insists on rapping along with them... including the shizzles and izzles.
mark: did you hear nate trying to sing gin and juice?
david: gyeah!... sukka can't rap like the doggfather... he ain't nuthin' but a triflin ass snoop doggy douche!
david: gyeah!... sukka can't rap like the doggfather... he ain't nuthin' but a triflin ass snoop doggy douche!
by a friendly primate September 4, 2009
Get the snoop doggy douchemug. by Annoyed residents August 4, 2011
Get the Douche bag 360mug. 1. A bunch of douche bags all in the same room being idiots and other douche baggery
2. One female douche bag who gives birth to several more douche bags
2. One female douche bag who gives birth to several more douche bags
1. Some Guy: "It was Douche Bag Galore at Sams party yesterday"
2. Some Guy "Katya was nice, before she went Douche Bag Galore on everyone"
2. Some Guy "Katya was nice, before she went Douche Bag Galore on everyone"
by DoucheRadar July 30, 2010
Get the Douche Bag Galoremug. Someone at a party who plugs their iPod into the speakers, and then thinks that they are a pro DJ becuase they can select a song. Normally accompanied with terrible, tasteless douchebag-like music.
Noun.
(Combination of DJ Grand Master Flash, and Douche)
Noun.
(Combination of DJ Grand Master Flash, and Douche)
Josh: Who the hell put this shit on ?
Ben: Some Douche Master Flash at the front.
Josh: Shut-up, you like this song you Douche Master 9000.
(See Douche Master 9000)
Ben: Some Douche Master Flash at the front.
Josh: Shut-up, you like this song you Douche Master 9000.
(See Douche Master 9000)
by greend123 April 9, 2010
Get the Douche Master Flashmug.