Candle cream

Sperm which is shot directly into a vagina without leakage

“He just candle creamed I think I’m pregnant”

by Applebottomtop November 6, 2022

English Cream House

An orgy held at the palace of the British Monarch, or involving the royal family in any way.

King Charles isn’t as cool as the other royals, we haven’t had an English Cream House with him in charge yet.

by Bagofchips99 November 17, 2022

Neapolitan cream pie

When you pull it out of the litter box, and it’s got strawberry vanilla and chocolate frosting.

After riding the rectum, hard, he left him with a Neapolitan cream pie.

by Ebeneezer the lady pleaser November 18, 2022

Cream Beanie

When you nut on the top of a mfr's head.

"Yo, she said not to get it in her face so you KNOW I had to give her that Cream Beanie "

by Whornet November 18, 2022

Brazilian Cream Pie

the act in which telling your girlfriend that you are STD free and then proceed to fuck her grandma contracting HIV, then in the same night, have sex with your Girlfriend but seem super bored, and then cum in her pussy, stitch it shut, and tell her that you contracted HIV from her grandma. She then sends the cum through out her organs to shit out all the cum out her ass.

person 1: I fucked your grandma and gave you HIV
person 2: YOU LITTLE *Shits*
person 1: OH GOD NOT THE BRAZILIAN CREAM PIE

by Forever2297 November 19, 2022

Bruise Cream

A cream used to heal bruising directly after an injury to the epidermis of your skin or a lie that your family will make fun of you for, for years.

This nurse put some bruise cream on my hand and massaged it real well after I smashed it in the pharmacy.

"You're a fuckin liar kaide!"

by Greaser pirate November 26, 2022

Cream Puff

When you fart after someone cums in your ass

0h man, I really have to cream puff after being filled with cum in my ass

by Creampuffer November 30, 2022