Car Shield

Also known as Carapacesshield, car shield is actually so funny and totally isn't a pedo!

Dupainaenae: “someone made me a naenae simp page”
Car Shield: “HERLPPPP”

by Naenae 🥺🦵 July 1, 2021

car cum house

Dirty hovel with wheels; nary cleaned and commonly used for copulation.

Baby, I really want to take you home, but right now I'm staying in my buddies car cum house.

by darkfeone July 31, 2016

Car Insid-'er Joke

A specific type of joke where you name a part from a very specific model/year of car as part of a sex joke.

'I can't bust a nut without a poster of 2001 Toyata Corolla wrapped around my head'

'Well, I can't orgasm without a windshield wipe of a 1998 Bentley Arnage up my ass.'

'Those are Car Insid-'er Jokes'

by The Final Girl Support Group July 19, 2021

Car-strate

When you are without keys, your car is in the shop, or otherwise out of your hands for any given period of time.

"Man, my old lady's got the keys. I'm car-strated for two days!

by satanpentigram666 October 8, 2010

bosuzoku car

a car with rather "wierd" customizations. Big ass spoiler, splitter and exhaust, and to top it all of a flashy livery. btw it doesnt really work like it should. idiots would call it rice.

Idiot: Your car is soo RicEeEe omg.
Car Owner: First off, its my car. Second off its a f-ing bosuzoku car.

by helldriving January 15, 2022

Boobs! Sports! Beer! Tits! Cars!

Boobs! Sports! Beer! Tits! Cars! is a term used in the redneck community to well, signal their love for boobs, sports, beer, tits and cars. They'll mostly shout this during a sport.

Redneck 1: Dude!!! They fucking scored we won!
Reneck 2: Boobs! Sports! Beer! Tits! Cars!

by SkailusLOL August 20, 2020

BenJrovGaNBJraSTASS'S GaNBJraSTeriDEs in fast cars 🚗

Bending over Ass's ganbjrasterides in fast cars 🚗. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

I invented and made and created and named after benjrovganbjrastass's ganbjrasterides in fast cars 🚗 . By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq February 7, 2024