Nightmare Boner

When Nicki Minaj gives you a boner.

Man1: Hey looks it Nicki Minaj's new video

Man2: Aww now i have a nightmare boner

by sleepydude2 February 16, 2012

Ear boner

It is when your ear gets really hard and you stick it up a women's vagina.

Man 1:"hey dude, you should give her a ear boner."
Man 2:"sure."

by I will give you a ear boner May 22, 2017

Lady-Boner

When a Lady gets sexually excited and starts humping you or being overly excited with a red face or overly friendly.

She was so exited she had a Lady-boner .

by Mazdaman November 26, 2018

Malaysian Boner

The feeling of not eating all day then someone handing you a massive plate of fried noodles and thus getting a boner from it.

“Goddam dude, this food just gave me a Malaysian boner!”

by Kingbutler24 February 12, 2019

Female Boner

A female boner is when a girl's bandonkydonk suddenly twitches when they see some hot looking boy

"Insert female name here had a female boner because she saw some boy with a cute ass

by Comedy Dictionary March 8, 2021

Freedom Boner

1. The erection you get when you free your penis from your tight underwear.

Wife: how come you always have an erection when you get home from working at the construction site? Are you gay?

Husband: Don't worry baby, it's just a freedom boner

by antillianboy August 5, 2010

History Boner

A history boner is derived from Dallas, Texas. It was first spoken by Morgan C.

A history boner is a boner that a female could have received but not able to because of her obvious limits, being a female. The word is used to reference something that happened in the past, and the woman thinks that she would have a boner in the certain situation.

The only known examples are as follow.

hmm i have a history boner for janis joplin

shes so awesome
yeah

like a back in the day boner

a boner that could have happened back in the day

by thatswhatiam December 8, 2010