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A ruthless gamer prank performed on someone who is completely locked into a video game and unaware of their surroundings. A friend sneaks up behind them a “drive-by” across the back of the gamer’s neck, by spreading their butt cheeks apart and rubbing their butthole on the back of their neck instantly ruining the match and the victim’s trust forever
A ruthless gamer prank performed on someone who is completely locked into a video game and unaware of their surroundings. A friend sneaks up behind them a “drive-by” across the back of the gamer’s neck, by spreading their butt cheeks apart and rubbing their butthole on the back of their neck instantly ruining the match and the victim’s trust forever
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bad apple: then the musicians point to animals, then one of the rabbits shoot a bullet, then leaves appears, etc.
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quick history: On facebook somebody posted the chemical composition of an apple in an anti-vaccination group and said 'this is what they put in vaccines', which caused people to be upset not knowing its just an apple
quick history: On facebook somebody posted the chemical composition of an apple in an anti-vaccination group and said 'this is what they put in vaccines', which caused people to be upset not knowing its just an apple
A: I heard there is no proof that microplastics are harmful in the long term
B: Plastic in your brain and blood isn't harmful? are you joking?
A: Chemical Apple.
T: I think i drank too much hydrogen dioxide (water)
R: THATS AWFUL WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!
P: You're such a chemical apple, if urban dictionary didn't make me write this awkward section id be a lot happier
B: Plastic in your brain and blood isn't harmful? are you joking?
A: Chemical Apple.
T: I think i drank too much hydrogen dioxide (water)
R: THATS AWFUL WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!
P: You're such a chemical apple, if urban dictionary didn't make me write this awkward section id be a lot happier
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