Dancing Michael Robot is when you lose your sanity after not having a successful orgasm in a while. The term itself derives from the "dance Michael Robot" lyric from Getter Jaani's song "Dance Michael".
Alizée: What has gotten into Rainer? He's been acting so irrational for the past week!
Zazie: He's dancing Michael Robot. He'll recover some time later. He just needs to get the right feeling.
Zazie: He's dancing Michael Robot. He'll recover some time later. He just needs to get the right feeling.
by MissSaikou October 14, 2021

by joe995 October 22, 2024

What the lyrics actually sound like in one major club track. Where a person living in Birmingham is convinced by work colleagues that they need to go clubbing 'for a break' named as such because many of Birmingham's clubs are in Digbeth.
by mids99 July 30, 2009

by hahahehe1o February 17, 2023

by Crime_Pickle April 16, 2021

1. Noun
Noun: Collateral Dance; Plural noun: Collateral Dances
1. Unwilling bystander who doesn't want participate in a dance, but nevertheless gets involved by influences from peer pressure, drunk party-goers and other external sources.
2. Verb
Verb: Collateral Dance; 3rd person present: Collateral Dances; past tense: Collateral Danced; past participle: Collateral Danced; gerund or present participle: Collateral Dancing
1. The act of involving an unwilling bystander in a (group)dance, thereby making this victim a Collateral Dance.
Noun: Collateral Dance; Plural noun: Collateral Dances
1. Unwilling bystander who doesn't want participate in a dance, but nevertheless gets involved by influences from peer pressure, drunk party-goers and other external sources.
2. Verb
Verb: Collateral Dance; 3rd person present: Collateral Dances; past tense: Collateral Danced; past participle: Collateral Danced; gerund or present participle: Collateral Dancing
1. The act of involving an unwilling bystander in a (group)dance, thereby making this victim a Collateral Dance.
1.1.
"John wasn't planning to join in on the Macarena, but when his drunk friends pulled him in the middle of the dancefloor he just had to dance."
"Yeah man, he totally was a Collateral Dance"
2.1.
"Dude, Danielle has been sticking to her seat all night, we should totally get her on the dancefloor!"
"Oh my god yes, we just have to Collateral Dance her"
"John wasn't planning to join in on the Macarena, but when his drunk friends pulled him in the middle of the dancefloor he just had to dance."
"Yeah man, he totally was a Collateral Dance"
2.1.
"Dude, Danielle has been sticking to her seat all night, we should totally get her on the dancefloor!"
"Oh my god yes, we just have to Collateral Dance her"
by DJ dictionary October 27, 2018

by TheLastRelic May 24, 2018
