Ryan

Ryan is nice, kind and caring. He works very hard and gets all As in school. He is a funny person to be around. And I suggest if you ever meet a Ryan make sure to make him your bestie forever.

Kelsey: is that Ryan over there
Ava: yup that’s my Bestfriend

by Ava is a bird December 28, 2020

Ryan

The hottest man ever to live they will fall in love with someone named massa Ryan’s have an 18 in pussy pulverizer

Massa: I just got fucked by Ryan’s pussy pulverizer

by Pussy pulverizer November 21, 2021

Ryan

a wanna be road man who is basically a kyle

Here's a poem about ryans

Roses are red

violets are blue

heres a fun fact

your girlfriends taller than you

bit of a cunt ngl

look at the poem
Did you look at it yet
that guys is a ryan

by Nellybooismydad January 18, 2020

Ryan

Wonderful

Ryan is so cool

by HIIIIIImynameishiiiii September 20, 2022

Ryan

That one guy in his friend group has a model girlfriend. He stands up for his mates when they are in trouble, if one of his friends gets in a fight he will 100% get involved. He is extremely athletic and does a whole lot of sport.

Oh look it's Ryan, you must be happy to be his friend or girlfriend

by ℝy𝕫eシ︎ August 2, 2022

Ryan Heal

This cool dawg is part of the lapford massive and his two favourite colours are white and green ;). He likes to slip it in the ass with the chicks and doesn’t mind a good pegging himself!

“Why is that guy getting pegged and smoking Weed?”

“He’s a Ryan heal alright!”

by Lapford Mafia October 31, 2020

Ryan

Someone who will brag about going to the invention convention for an idea that he got from a movie. He will leave work early because he has a wife and two kids but will leave them alone so that he can go lose 10k in a poker game. Someone who will get mad at you if you say someone else is your best friend over him. A man who will ignore you or walk away from you when talking to him. He will call you dumb and tell you that your opinion is wrong and hang up the phone when you are arguing and make a good opposing point. Ryan will drive home before eating his Taco Bell even though food like that must be enjoyed immediately. A Ryan will send you a thousand reels on Instagram.

Example 1:
“You’re not doing too well in poker tonight.”
“Yeah, I think I’m just going to pull a Ryan.”

Example 2:
“You’re just going to walk away from the conversation because someone made a good opposing argument? Wooooow, don’t be a Ryan!”

by not-a-ryan June 8, 2022