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Nut Transcendence

The ultimate in male orgasm. Nut Transcendence is differentiated by normal orgasms due to quantity of jism or length
Mary was so hot and she used her mouth so well I achieved Nut Transcendence in no time flat.
by buriedinsounds February 12, 2010
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wang-nut

to throw a stick into the gear box. to make an easy situation or circumstance more complicated than is neccesary.

also to describe a person as an idiot.
"John really wang-nutted up the Brewster account when he included the mandatory car rental clause."

"Mom always said that Mary was something special. Little did we realize she meant Mary is a wang-nut."
by mysterJay June 6, 2009
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devil's nut

The first of orgasms in a given stretch of time. Usually comes about after not having sex or masterbating for a little while. It is specifically the "nut" that comes so fast, you're not to thrilled to be finishing early, and neither is she!

The solution, oddly enough as it goes, is getting rid of that sucker!

The aim is to get rid of the devils nut, once you do it's game on. It could be in the shower before your girl comes over, or you go out. Once in the habit of having sex often this hasty nut should dissapear for a while. If he does pop up, just know the second nut will be better than the first for you and your girl.

Perhaps frequent masterbation helps, apparently it is healthy. But hey sex is good too, actually sex is amazing, just watch out for that little bastard of a nut!

Condoms are good too.
James: eyyy jimmy, heard you banged sarah the other night, how was it kid?

Jimmy: mannn, thank god i got that devil's nut out before she came over, i have her in like 8 positions before i busted. Wheweee!!
by Mad chickenwing December 28, 2014
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Nut Checklist

A group of many people you want to nut check
Me: Man that guy is really getting on my nerves... He's going on my nut checklist
by YoungVigil75 May 22, 2009
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Sumunda Nuts

The smell from under a males scrotum, or balls.
guy: "You Smell Like Sumunda Nuts."
girl: "Whats that?"
guy: "You smell like something under my nuts"
by chunky_monkey April 10, 2009
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Nut wine

A glass of beer (or any cold alcohol beverage for that matter) that you serve to someone and they drink it unaware you dipped your nuts in it moments ago...

If it was a martini though it culd be either a nut-ini or a balltini, either works...

Guess what a Fartini is...
At a party:
Guy "How'd you like that Nut wine, Shirley"
Shirley "It's okay... but i don't taste the nuts..."
Guy titter titter
pause, the penny drops
Shirley "EURGH! Oh my God, you put your sweaty balls in this didn't you?! ACK! You're fucking disgusting!"
by cha cha chaa September 15, 2010
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crack nuts

she had a 'box' as big as a house and you can't crack nuts in somethin' like that
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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