u fasom?

"u fasom?" means "Are you a faggot or something?"

Person1: Don't touch me. U fasom?
Person2: I'm yours. You dig?

by mudblowingfaggot July 24, 2022

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Get the u fasom?mug.

im gonna touch u

If u say "im gonna touch u" to a little kid youll get arrested but if u say it to ur sibling it wont matter bc its all fun in games unless u mean it... u wouldnt mean it right...?

Person1 "Im gonna touch u😈"
Person2 "lol u wont "
Person3 adult(im gonna touch u)
Person4kid(oh no!)
Person5 "STOP RIGHT THERE U FUCKER IM GONNA BEAT UR ASS"
Person3 adult"oh shit i was just joking"

by Oldhagtouchesgyats March 6, 2024

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Get the im gonna touch umug.

Yo u

When you are arguing with someone over text and they try to say "no you" to defend themselves but fail horribly.

You're gay
No
Yo u

by Wawaweewa2.0 April 25, 2023

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Get the Yo umug.

Lug u

When you type luv u to your s.o but auto correct hits you with a G instead of a V

“Good night, lug u<3

by PlutoTheCreator January 1, 2023

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Get the Lug umug.

The most divine comeback to anything, this pair of words allows any user to annihilate their opponent. Anyone who crosses these words will die a horrible death, while the user will laugh at your stupidity

Guy 1: "You wanna know who I saw?"
Guy 2: "Who?"
Guy 1: "Joe"
Guy 2: "Who's Joe?"
Guy 1: "JOE MOM GAY"
Guy 2: "no u"
Guy 1: "NANI? what is this feeling, my brain, its shrinking"
*Proceeds to die due to stupidity"

by wood fired pizza October 19, 2019

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