umpire school

The place baseball umpires need to go when they suck.

I was 0 for 3 tonight because butt-face over there needs to go to umpire school.

by umpireschool October 5, 2012

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High School

The only place worst then prison, because even if your innocent and didn't do anything wrong your still locked up. Whether it's in the school its self or in your room bombarding your self with all the homework you have to do.

They probably feed us prison food in the cafateria

High School is my own personal prison

by SB BEAT September 24, 2016

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the downtown school

the downtown school is a tiny ssshithole spiraling down into a pit of despair, despite it being so small there is so much drama that everyone is drowning. there is terrible people and great people and no in between.

my school is such a the downtown school

by kccarpenter 1010 March 29, 2017

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School Lunch

The absolute most horrible thing that people could come up with, My school lunch came with spoiled milk and whatever the fuck was put in this cup next to it.

Administrator: Get to lunch you don ´ t want to miss School Lunch!
Student: Fuck you and your lunch.

by LLXAMERAXLL October 9, 2022

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school retreat

Something that Catholic schools view as a fun activity but half of it is just boring as crap. You have to attend mass and confession, which can be considered to be a really good time to sleep. The upside though is you get to do a bunch of stuff that's fun.

Kyle: Dude, how was the school retreat yesterday?
Chris: Oh, it was boring. I slept the entire time at confession.

by The Real Driller September 19, 2022

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heezle school

the worst place on earth, it has the most Dangerous Road! your heart will beat extra fast and you will feel like you are going to pass out as you walk through it, suddenly the temperature rises and your body is half burnt and that's not even it! students say that ''that is the safest part'' because as soon as you walk in the school! you are not going to get back! they say that some rituals are done there and no one has survived and came back from that school!! IN CONCLUSION: DON'T SEND YOUR KID TO HEEZLE SCHOOL

Anne: hey, there is a new school im moving to!
Jake: oh really? which school?
Anne: heezle school
Jake: you ain't coming back, RIP bae

by druckman June 14, 2021

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