Robert Stewart

The goat

Robert Stewart is the goat

by roberto Stewart October 15, 2022

Robert Patterson

Will act straight and pretend he has a girlfriend for 3 years but then goes and sucks his boss toes every friday

That guy is such a Robert Patterson he can really give a good toe sucking.

by Antwonthedestoyrr October 16, 2022

rubberbanding

Rubber banding is the act of putting one end of a rubberband in one's anus and the around their penis and creating a makeshift guitar that can be used to make music.

Hey man, I just learned to play Through the fire and the flames.
Oh, do you play the guitar?
No, I can play it by rubberbanding!

by Bannanass49 October 18, 2022

Robert Tan Swee Meng

Robert is the best beer buddy you can ask for. A beer connoisseur, Robert is able to identify the name, date of production, and alcohol level of a beer just from a simple whiff. He is known for being labelled as SG's #1 Beer Drinker, having received a doctorate in 'Beer Studies'. He is often seen in the District 19 area sipping beer with his fellow friends- Charles Davin Martin the Third, Johnathan Chua Jiang Sun, Bernard de Bern Von Papi da Degaré (alcohol-free beer), and Albert Wong See Beng.

My wife just left me, I'm gonna Robert Tan Swee Meng tonight.

by albertwongseebeng October 29, 2022

Robert

Complete and utter thumb. Governmental lab made experiment used to gather information or some shit. Possibly a drone. Probably likes pop unironically. Type of guy to wear shorts in winter, but it’s all good because they have a huge arse.

What a complete retard. Must be Robert. Look at that ass though!

by Mullion7 November 2, 2022

Roberto

A very fat but funny dude. He can gain 20 pounds in one week and never lose it. Roberto is the kind of guy to get left on opened and say "she is playing hard to get"

Omg look at Roberto I bet he gets left on opened.

by Pr ri 7b November 2, 2022

robert

a piece of shit

you know robert?
oh yeah, he’s an ass

by truckdriver2200 November 8, 2022