Take everything I have

Iiiiiiit... Had better not... Because I am not against doing the same to someone else...

Hym "Speaking of daughters, yours can 'take everything I have.' And I know, you struggle with interpretation so I'll spell it out for you: I mean both my weiner and seed. She can take it all. I'm speaking euphemistically about sex with your daughter. As opposed to literally."

by Hym Iam June 22, 2024

take a damn stinky

When you’re in pain and you need to let your anger out in a fury you would yell “take a damn stinky”

“FUCK TAKE A DAMN STINKY OH GOD I AM IN PAIN OH GOD TAKE A DAMN STINKYYYYYYYY”

by JohnnyXD54 July 26, 2024

Take me to pound town

Asking someone to give you a good pounding(fist bump)

Hey man I haven’t seen you in a while, take me to pound town!

by lunarcruiser720 March 21, 2023

Take myself to the sock hop

When a man strokes himself to completion into a sock.

My mom caught me take myself to the sock hop last night! How embarrassing.

by Books and Babies August 11, 2025

taking mandy home for christmas

When you snort a fat line of mandanzzle (referring to the car journey en route home on Christmas day, accompanied by Mandy)
When you drive through the snow it disappears (Like your nose whiffing the magic)

MANDY=MD-MA

Person 1: You got Mandy

Person 2: No i have to go pick her up and take her home for Christmas, fancy joining me?

Other example: Person 1 : You want Mandy
Person 2: yes please, lets take her home for Christmas

Person 1: what you up too mate
Person2: taking mandy home for christmas

by TkMhFc July 24, 2017

“I bet they take the same mg”

When a couple that is hooking up is about the same size

Did you see that Emily and Drake are hooking up?

Yeah, they’re cute but “I bet they take the same mg”… if you know what I mean

Oh yeah, Drake is so scrawny and some would say Emily is big boned.

by Hateroops October 27, 2022

Take care of the dogs

Masterbating

I have to go home to take care of the dogs.

by KYAugustJones December 16, 2023