Wake up and smell the piss.

Making someone aware of some potential unpleasant truths.
Wake up and smell the piss.
by sakura_ja July 26, 2010
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how to piss deakythediscobean off

sami: oH JoHNNN FiLL mE uP
marii: STFU BEFORE I SLIT YOUR TOES OFF
welcome to how to piss deakythediscobean off
by Deakythediscobean November 09, 2019
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piss in my clitoris

Pissing inside someone’s pink clitoris
“I love when your warm dark foamy yellow urine marinated inside my clit!” Piss in my clitoris
by DorianCarl January 21, 2023
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taking out the piss

When a drunk person forgets how to English and tries to take the piss with his his drinking buddies
Joey stop taking out the piss
by PSUnited April 12, 2017
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5 hour piss

Piss that gets you through the night
Side effects include getting knocked out and waking up to you dad sucking your dick and liking it. 5 hour piss the piss that gets you through the night
by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019
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knuckle shuffle on the piss pump

jackin off
he got caught doin the knuckle shuffle on the piss pump
by skrats October 08, 2009
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piss out your ass

When you sit down to take a shit, it ends up being all liquid, and sounds like your pissing in the toilet.
You shouldn't have ate that Taco Bell. Now you are going to piss out your ass all day.
by name818 December 16, 2008
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