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Your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired

If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.

For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."
Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!
by LordJenal December 17, 2023
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inner fire

Inner fire is how animated something is, it's spirit. People with alot of inner fire are very lively while people without are zombies.
Aeol has alot of Inner Fire
by Aeol November 2, 2025
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Bumster fire

when a bum falls in his own fire
I was looking up the street and saw something on fire, when I get up close I just realized it was a bumster fire.
by I_am_nacho_bitch May 18, 2023
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FIRE

Flawless In being a Rude Entity.
Nuclear: I_MaxRoblox is FIRE.
by RobloxFan December 11, 2023
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Fire S Mythos

The "Fire S Mythos" is a verse that includes all that are associated with Fire S. This is the series of books written by "Master Isander". The Mythos has many different hierarchies within it. It may be difficult to understand the Mythos because it is very complex and features a diverse group of characters and realms.

Fire S Mythos is known for its originality, vastness and extremely powerful cosmology. The number of structures above the omniverse is really amazing. There are a lot of interesting stories, concepts and characters out there. It is known that Fire S Mythos is officially recognized as the strongest verse.
Interesting fact: despite numerous proofs and statements, most people do not know that the books and the official Fire S Mythos website exist, and believe that this verse is located only on fandom.
I thought Fire S Mythos was inspired by Cthulhu Mythos and the suggsverse. Try to read it tho.
by hero brine June 4, 2024
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FIRE

The name you give to your new boyfriend after the fire department shows up on your first date at an upscale restaurant.
My new boyfriend is FIRE. In this case, please DO not call 911.
by NonnaK April 3, 2025
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Fire corn

To take a dump on another persons chest days after eating corn.
Dude, I totally fire corned your mom.
by Lil Tucker August 28, 2019
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