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your local department: yes i am aware this is stupid.
other guy: Bob invasion?

me: yes

your local department: spread bob

by your local department April 6, 2022

bobs

A term used by (mostly) Indian men. It is commonly found behind women and, strangely, want to be kissed by (mostly) Indian men. Maybe some Indians know English normally, (no racism there) but most who wanna kiss bobs do not know English very well. bobs is also a short term for boobs, but one would only type that if they were in a hurry.

Can I kiss your bobs?

by MyPseudonym092 November 9, 2018

Sketchy Bob

A absolutely goon on the motocross track who is fuckin sketchy. Also the worst lapper ever, he will not get out of your way and he will just slow you down.

“That kid and the Kawasaki, number 11 is sketchy Bob”

by CartoGoup November 29, 2024

bob simple

a good tank so good the japanese didn't invade.

I think I can turn the tracker into a bob simple.

by Black mn July 31, 2022

Whitley bay Bob

Whitley bay is a beautiful place to be unlike other definitions, full of beautiful tranquil pissheads (like the famous Jonny decka) in their natural habitat (the vic) Normally very docile animals but once provoked can be very nasty members of the orangutan descendants. Whitley bay is home to many small businesses that are more than likely trying to sell you £2.46 worth of stock for about £67.99. At least. namely ) great staff crap business. Also home to many kabab shops, many bad many good, only one I’d recommend trying is tasty Turk ((open Thursdays to Sundays from about 9pm) I take all my friends there and they all say the same, best kabab in Whitley). If you go to the beach expect to see lots of 15-16 year olds mortal face down in the sand and many a crackhead lighting up their next fix. You’ve got many places to try but steer clear of the “reputable” fox and finch, was good now not. Besides wouldn’t want to like anywhere else. Ciao, Whitley

Bob

Whitley bay eh, lets gan Havana. Weyhey, let’s do that sonna. Get the bags in aye Whitley bay Bob

by Whitley Bob December 21, 2023

BOB

Bug-out bag. A bag used for GOOD (Getting out of Dodge)

What's in your BOB?

by mtbeets January 2, 2012

The Bob

Salesman slang for an extended warranty on a purchase.
(I.e Range,refridgerator,TV etc)

So named in fear of the rath of not hitting extended warranty quotas (percentage of sales dollar volume) set by Robert (BOB) J. Wysocki.
V.P of Sales Fretter Appliance Corporation 1980-1990.

Manager to salesman:
"Did you get the bob?"

Salesman: "They said No to the BOB"
Manager: "You're Fired!"

by Mark January 18, 2004