Twist one off

To discribe masturbation or masturbation with aimed ejaculation

I twist one off to your sister last night
I twist one off on your sister last night

by Smack Noodles May 2, 2006

Pull one's leg

to lead someone on, to kid someone

Mike: I swear, last weekend I went fishing and caught a 25 pound bass!
James: Are you for real, or are you just pulling my leg?

When you told Harold that he won, you were just pulling his leg, right?

To pull one's leg you have to be clever.

by The Real Skootch November 5, 2005

cream one's jeans

to ejaculate in one's underwear (or pants)

Sam creamed his jeans when he saw the nude photo of Pamela Anderson.

by Sanjeev Sharma July 1, 2006

one finger up

Putting one finger up in a picture shows that you get no bitches

Friend:You see that person taking a picture over there?
Me:Yeah he has one finger up he has to get no bitches

by jfk is afk May 13, 2022

One Morning Stand

A variation of One Night Stand and ejacuvate, only in the morning, like say before school in her BMW. After the fact, these two will suffer a day of either awkward looks or sensual stares, depending on their relationship. The author has only suffered the former unfortunately, but in due time...

Friend: "So how'd it go with Nicolette this morning, didn't you need to get a ride from her?"
One Morning Stand...er: "Actually I was the one who gave her the--"
Friend: "The ride? Goddamn are you predictable, so you fucked her...in her car...before school started?"
OMS..er: "Yep...I'll be back, I have cooking next, so I should probably wash my hands, I don't think anyone wants FISH in their stir fry....do you get it, huh?!"
Friend: "....god I hate you"

by Irish Wolf April 20, 2006

One horse pony

One horse pony: A term commonly used by old fools that can't complete a sentence without soiling themselves.

C'mon man, you're a one horse pony. You dog faced pony soldier!

by One horse pony December 23, 2020

one sided love

when your in love with someone who is either in love with someone else or not you. basically only one of the two people have romantic feelings for one.

one sided love is heartbreaking

by Bruhduddles June 9, 2018