Mexican Paint Job

When two male painters, preferably Mexican in race, suck each other's penis while attempting to paint a house.

"I walked into a new construction home and two male Mexicans were giving each other a Mexican Paint job. They immediately ran when they were seen."

by Construction Kenny October 10, 2017

Gauge Job

When you have intercourse through someones hole left from a gauge.

My boyfriend gave me a gauge job yesterday now i'm a 00.

by Gauge Lover August 18, 2011

blow job

basically sucking a guys dick,
best way is to swirl your tongue around it, and go in and out, some people give handjobs at the same time.

my boyfriend was really horny last week,
and he didn't have any condums so i gave him a blow job :)

by <3 babe alert <3 ; ox March 10, 2009

after work job

A second job taken on by young professionals in a feeble attempt to chip away at behemoth student loan debt.

I can't come to poker night tonight guy, I've gotta go to my after work job.

by Babymaker 5000 February 7, 2013

dead end job

A place where they forget your name and all will lose their soul just to survive the game.

Work at your dead end job, where they forget your name, and all will lose their soul, just to survive the game. Forget your goals and dreams, life isn't what it seems, sales goals they're keeping score, we're all left wanting more.

by shapiro_slayer_69 January 12, 2020

Obama job

The act of a womans vagina being opened beyond its original dimension by a particularly large african american penis.

Did you vote? yes I picked the black one hopefully he'll give me an Obama job

by Sexy Beast002 July 3, 2010

cron job

Sticking an ear of corn into a sexual orifice beginning with the broad rather than the tapered end of the corn.

"That girl has been walking funny for days, she must been given a double cron job."
"Hey, can you setup a cron job for me. I need it to happen twice a day from now on."

by Jacksinn October 17, 2007