Let me tell you about the absolute worst person I have ever had the displeasure of encountering. This individual possesses a personality that is so repugnant, it could make a skunk gag. And let's not even get started on their physical appearance - it's as if they were sculpted by Picasso during his most experimental phase. Truly, a sight for sore eyes.
Now, I must insist that you steer clear of this person at all costs. Trust me, you do not want to subject yourself to their toxic presence. It's like being trapped in a room with a swarm of angry wasps - you'll be stung repeatedly, both physically and emotionally.
Their personality, or lack thereof, is a true marvel. They possess an uncanny ability to drain the joy out of any room they enter. It's as if they have a personal vendetta against happiness and will stop at nothing to extinguish it.
And let's not forget their appearance. Picture a creature that has been dragged through a hedge backwards, then thrown into a blender for good measure. That's the level of attractiveness we're dealing with here. It's a wonder they haven't been mistaken for a modern art installation.
In conclusion, my dear reader, I implore you to avoid this individual like the plague. They are a walking, talking embodiment of everything that is wrong with humanity. Spare yourself the agony and find solace in the company of those who radiate positivity and beauty. You deserve nothing less.
Now, I must insist that you steer clear of this person at all costs. Trust me, you do not want to subject yourself to their toxic presence. It's like being trapped in a room with a swarm of angry wasps - you'll be stung repeatedly, both physically and emotionally.
Their personality, or lack thereof, is a true marvel. They possess an uncanny ability to drain the joy out of any room they enter. It's as if they have a personal vendetta against happiness and will stop at nothing to extinguish it.
And let's not forget their appearance. Picture a creature that has been dragged through a hedge backwards, then thrown into a blender for good measure. That's the level of attractiveness we're dealing with here. It's a wonder they haven't been mistaken for a modern art installation.
In conclusion, my dear reader, I implore you to avoid this individual like the plague. They are a walking, talking embodiment of everything that is wrong with humanity. Spare yourself the agony and find solace in the company of those who radiate positivity and beauty. You deserve nothing less.
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Get the Danielating mug.He goes by the name Dan the man or Dk (donkey kong) His first name is Daniel and last name starts with a K and normally is called daniel k if there are 2 daniels in the friend group but he dosent mind. Hes a great man hes always managed to be 5 to 10 cm taller then you. Normally if theres 2 daniels in the group daniel k is the more calm and isnt crazy one of the group but both daniels are smart but we all know daniel k is the smartest even tho there is some other smart kid part of the friend group that flexes, but daniel k is the smartest of the group hes really kind and just different to other daniels he has a lot of rizz and he should be in your top 5 friends otherwise your a terrible friend hes always there and you should go to him for advice because he may not give the best advice as some of your other friends still go to him, he could get many girls even if he doesnt want them and doesnt want a gf till later on, he is also hansom and is a really cool friend to be around and many more wonderful things about him
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Guy: Yo daniel k my man
Daniel k: whaats up g
Guy: look at those really hot pretty girls your rizzly why dont you get one
daniel k: i dont need any girls yet but i can help you get your crush
Guy: omg rlly tysm, btw why do u not like any girls i swear youve never liked anyone
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Guy: Yo daniel k my man
Daniel k: whaats up g
Guy: look at those really hot pretty girls your rizzly why dont you get one
daniel k: i dont need any girls yet but i can help you get your crush
Guy: omg rlly tysm, btw why do u not like any girls i swear youve never liked anyone
(examples are endless)
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