dick wink

when your dick hole opens and then closes for no reason, mostly happens after intercourse when the penis feels good.

Tom: "i gave mel a dick wink after i plundered that dungeon."
Gimp: "thats sick."

by kfcnigga January 30, 2014

Secondary Dick

When a guy kisses a girl right after she has just gone down on him/or another guy.
It is similar to second hand smoke.

"I just kissed Courtney."
"Dude, she just blew me. You just got secondary dick."

by lbuilding February 17, 2014

Default Dick

The wing woman version of jumping on the grenade or taking one for the team.

"I was being a good wing woman and had to settle with the friend of the guy she was hooking up with = default dick"

by ghostchips May 27, 2014

dick squatter

Anyone who sits, squats or otherwise takes a dick into their pelvic region.

Mike is a fucking dick squatter

by Paul Black July 17, 2014

Dick socket

A vagina; a whore; a disliked woman

-"Do you love her?"
--"No she's just a dick socket."

by Aussie7diamond August 11, 2014

mopey dick

Person who lacks energy/enthusiasm. One who is boring or lame and unwilling to participate in a fun activity because they are too busy being a herb.

I asked Jeremy to come out to the bar with me tonight, but instead he's going to be a mopey dick and play WOW all night. (world of war craft)

by English Partner :) September 6, 2014

Closet dick

A male who appears to be friendly but turns out to be a massive asshole when you really get to know him

I thought he was a really nice guy, but he's secretly a massive closet dick.

by fooddetector December 14, 2014