living dead dad

A dead - beat dad who decides to step in and fuck everything up so he can win a game.

Using pisses and moans about nothing, screams Parental Alienation, abuses the children (in some cases) but most of the time is just an arrogant little douchebag who's only goal is to make himself feel better by using children as his pawns.

I can't wait for my living dead dad to get shot by someone who is tired of his shit.

by Lehmms March 14, 2009

Dead

Oof your dead O_O

I am dead

by Creepypasta_fan May 23, 2021

Deaded

The process of being killed. To be killed.

The so called, noob, was deaded in Knife Ability Test.

by iiOcularNebula June 7, 2018

Deaded

Deaded is what you do to a daffodil once it's flower starts going over. You pinch the flower off so the goodness goes back to the bulb for another year.

Those daffodils need to be deaded or they won't bloom next year.

by Triple B December 19, 2016

dead sancho

When a depressed factory worker accidentally commits suicide via autoeroticism in the bathroom stall at work, and the necrophiliac cleaning lady finds the body and pleasures herself with said dead depressed factory worker.

Poor old Colton, he was the maids dead sancho.

by Hunting for sanity April 3, 2024

to draw dead

In poker, to continue in a hand when there are no cards remaining in the deck that can help you.

I was drawing dead, he already had the nuts.

by Stu Ungar August 14, 2003

dead shi

someone who is a real asshole but isn't worth the trouble of writing the whole thing out.

"man Apeksha is a real dead shi"

by lazybanger December 11, 2017