David Dobrik

The guy who abandoned his youtube channel and left us out to dry

Jake: hey, why are you depressed?
Gus: Cuz David Dobrik doesn't upload every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday anymore

by mirror cat January 11, 2021

David

The most handsome boy I had ever seen..

David-it’s a boy in my class I like <3

by Jwkedheklwjsjekwnsbd December 10, 2021

David

(1)The man, named David, is balanced and confident in their abilities, persistent, proud, and somewhat pragmatic. It is inherent in a developed strength of will and good humor, the ability to sympathize, these people know how to convince and always keep their word

His name is David. I love his name, his smile. He amuses me and makes my day joyful. I fell in love

by Lenochka September 3, 2017

David WholeBanger

A n00b who cant beat a game of bloons let alone any game that requires skill a person who everyone in mount tom makes fun of and a soulless ginger.

David WholeBanger A WHAT THE HELL NOOB got pwned

by Timmy555442345425 January 20, 2009

The David paradox

The David paradox is a weird phenomenon that causes your straight friends to send you gay porn intros at 3:00am without explanation.

“Hey man I’m sorry about last night I had a random urge to send you gay porn intros it just happens out of nowhere it must be the David paradox happening”

by Br0Trøn November 16, 2025

David

A David is a heartbreaker. He acts like a gentleman but can replace u with another woman very fast. He is surrounded by woman and always a mood maker. Not to forget about looks. David is very handsome.

person 1: wasn’t that davids chick?

person 2: yah but he got a new one

by Pokimidari November 24, 2021

David

He looks like he smells like fish sticks... and you’re exactly right.

Mom why does this deodorant smell like David.

by howtosucdick June 2, 2020