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petty baby daddy

A dude who impregnated you who sits around bashing you all day for his faults. Fails to show or say what he has done to make you this way. Still holds onto grudges and finds the most ignorant amature ways to upset you. Every chance he gets he try to belittle you and slander your name. Hold onto feelings that need to be released.
Girl my petty baby daddy over here lying about what really happened trying to make himself look good.
by HonestyOnly February 14, 2018
mugGet the petty baby daddymug.

daddys football champion

What my non existent girlfriend calls me while having sex and is playing footsie with you, and her foot travels up to your crotch while drinking half sweet tea and half beer. A popular drink on a hot day in the south.
by Idkwhatsgoingonwithlife September 22, 2020
mugGet the daddys football championmug.

Huge anus daddy

The speaking of ur sexual father while having a huge, jiggly and fat ass
My hooker said I have a huge anus daddy
by F@ckCaliforna13579 November 9, 2022
mugGet the Huge anus daddymug.

baby daddy in law

Your baby mommas new man.
by Spaghetti dudette November 25, 2018
mugGet the baby daddy in lawmug.

Big Daddy Reese

A person so big he makes Tunguska look like a joke.
person 1: Is that Jupiter?

person 2: No thats just Big Daddy Reese.
by WoodChipper420 February 24, 2017
mugGet the Big Daddy Reesemug.

it’s been a year daddy

something you say to your friends to annoy the fuck out of them
it’s been a year daddy, i really really miss you

just look it up on youtube, you’ll find it :)
by quandale dingle lore June 4, 2022
mugGet the it’s been a year daddymug.

choke me daddy

A father that will restrict your airflow
by ilysmhibik March 9, 2023
mugGet the choke me daddymug.

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