colesie

some bitch ass hoe who sets niggas up for a livin! this bitch got no friends! NONE.. she fake as fuck and weak as all hell..her name defines the word cunt

Oh mah lord, Colesie needs to grow da fuck up!

by Bawlller December 6, 2015

College Shower

A shower done in a sink, preferably with hand soap. Usually the solution to greasy morning hair.

"Damn I'm going to be late for school!"
"It's cool dude just put on some deodorant and take a college shower"

by Hivterfall January 16, 2016

collective whizz

When a group of guys go to a public bathroom and occupy every stall

"Where's Michael?"
"He and the guys went to take a collective whizz."

by IronBlade March 18, 2016

college calendar

A calendar students use to make money, typically in the swimsuit/lingerie fashion. college students search for the hottest girls to pose in different months.

Guy: whoa, do you see her dude?
Girl: she would look so good in my college calendar

by diploblastic August 13, 2016

colesterol queen

When someone eats so enough colesterol to clog a cows heart and then gives dietary advise.

The professor is a such a colesterol queen he eats enough fat to make an Ethiopian obese, can't understand why his blood pressure is skyrocketed, and tells everyone else how to lose weight.

by Styxlover July 17, 2016

college insomnia

When you suffer of sleepless nights due to the fact of your sleepless college study nights

Now that's summer ibcant sleep because of my college insomnia

by joemannssmen June 18, 2016

College

A place where devout Catholic girls turn into sluts

Bro1: Yo that girl used to go to my church before college started
Bro2: Dick has her now

by Style Hide November 20, 2016