Jesus. H Christ, I didn't know that she was my 15-year-old daughter
*Sweet home Alabama starts playing*
That is how mafia works.
*Sweet home Alabama starts playing*
That is how mafia works.
by joeweller53 January 20, 2019

by BruhSlav May 2, 2020

He’s really nice and cool and pretty fun to hang out with, But sometimes he can get annoying but that’s part of his charm, but just because he’s “Asian Jesus” Doesn’t me he has to be Christian but sometimes he can be a little racist but not all the time.
by Some_One_0_0 April 9, 2018

tony stark: meet bucky and steve in the training room in ten minutes.
peter: oh god, mr. jesus is going to kill me.
peter: oh god, mr. jesus is going to kill me.
by mrjesusisdaddy July 9, 2022

Jesus, also called Jesus Christ, Jesus of Galilee, or Jesus of Nazareth, (born c. 6–4 bce, Bethlehem—died c. 30 ce, Jerusalem), religious leader revered in Christianity, one of the world's major religions. He is regarded by most Christians as the Incarnation of God
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3 Jesus died on the cross. 4 He put halos around the head of Jesus Christ. 5 They brought the children to Jesus and he blessed them. 6 Almost all Christians believe that Jesus was resurrected from the dead
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3 Jesus died on the cross. 4 He put halos around the head of Jesus Christ. 5 They brought the children to Jesus and he blessed them. 6 Almost all Christians believe that Jesus was resurrected from the dead
by Spams June 21, 2021

"Action Jesus just save a baby from a crocodile and a flaming puppy, all with his handgun"
"John Mclane<Action Jesus
"John Mclane<Action Jesus
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