American Lawn mower

: when a dad over the age of 30 beats his meat to his freshly mowed lawn

Hey son wanna mow the lawn so we can jerk off to it. American Lawn mower

by Wolvesgottalong September 9, 2021

American

A native of America; originally applied to the aboriginals, or copper-colored races, that has always been here and still here to this day ; but now applied to the descendants of Europeans born in America.

The Americans have been Reclassified as Colored, Negro, Mulatto, Black and now African American (All Misnomers).

by Chief Kitchi Waya March 7, 2022

Little AMERICAN MUAHLONNBE X

A board game that is played with a dice and the game pieces have names as in TOEHUN and MEXIT and MUAHLONNBE who ever choose muahlonnbe is the player 1 and who ever choose MEXIT and TOEHUN is player 2 muahlonnbe and MEXIT must start on the start box player 1 roll first and then player 2 roll each player must take turns rolling unto one of then roll a 5 or 6 if player 1 rolls a 5 then he or she moves to 5 the samething with player 2 but if player 1 rolls a 6 then he or she lose samething with player 2 but if player 1 wins the first round then player 2 have to play with TOEHUN the last player 2 game piece and if player 1 land on game over then the game board will say game over player 1 better luck next time but if player 2 land on game over then the board game will make a explosion bomb sound. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

I invented and made and created my own board game little AMERICAN MUAHLONNBE X. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 3, 2022

University of Class-Less Americans

Short mocking term for UCLA, mostly chanted by people who aren't fond of them

I wonder if she's going to the university of classless americans?
your talking about UCLA right?
Duhhhhhh University of Class-Less Americans, i tell yah

by Asappp October 8, 2017

Irish-American

Irish-American: Someone who is part Irish and part American or someone who has Irish ancestors but lives in America. Let me just point out that if you have a grandparent from Ireland and go around shouting that your “so proud of your Irish side and Guinness, and leprechauns”... you can fuck OFF. I have a great grandparent from Australia and you don’t see me shouting “IM AUSTRALIAN I HAVE A KOALA IN MY BACK GARDEN” if 1 of your parents are Irish then it’s pretty acceptable so say your Irish-American but just calm it down a bit. At least learn ACTUAL Irish culture and what it’s like here instead of going on a couple or Irish travel websites and suddenly you “know everything about Ireland because... IM IRISH”

“Irish-American”: “My grandmother is Irish so that means I'm one of you lol Ireland is great I love Guinness, and St Pattys Day”
Irish bie: “Do you want me to do your knees in or what?” “We don’t only drink Guinness, we aren’t leprechauns, we DON’T have lucky charms we have fucking cheerios and it’s St Patrick’s day or St Paddy’s day.”

by Hit the diff wie your yoke lad June 1, 2020

Kraft singles American cheese

Kraft American cheese singles great to make grilled cheeses with.

Recipe: take two slices of bread
Take two slices of Kraft singles American cheese, put the cheese on the bread, heat up on a stove with butter on each side of the bread, heat up til cheese is melted.

by Señorita.Estrellita August 28, 2018

Little AMERICAN DOUBJruLE MUAHLONNBExplosion

A board game that is played with a dice 🎲 and played like trouble and at the end of the game it have a explosion sound base built into the board game comes with 2 game pieces MUAHLONNBE and MEXIT TOEHUN if MUAHLONNBE lands on the explosion blow up game over for player 1 but if player 2 game piece MEXIT TOEHUN lands on the explosion blow up then player 2 lose and the board game celebrates for player 1. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

I invented and made and created little AMERICAN DOUBJruLE MUAHLONNBExplosion. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 16, 2022