Cunt hair

Unit of measurement, approximately 3 millimetres, the average thickness of an adult female pubic hair, unless that female is my ex girlfriend Susan, who had very thick pubes

That picture on the wall is crooked, move it a cunt hair to the left

by brytor March 16, 2021

National grab hair day

Touch anyone’s hair you would like. It won’t be weird since it’s national grab hair day!! National grab hair day starts on 22nd March, so be ready!! :)

Your hair is very nice!! *grabs hair* oops byeee!! National grab hair day

by Joes hair March 20, 2021

Bum Hairs

The greatest person you will ever meet. Very handsome and has no bum hairs

Person 1: Omg he doesn't have bum hairs

by Thetiger08 March 22, 2021

rice crispy hair

when you got rise crispy hair it means your hair is crunch and as dry as a rice cripy, like when you use to much edge control of gel that rice crispy hair because is cruncy on the outside.

"yo boboqwisha, you bot rise crispy hair."
"eww fix you rice crispy hair."
"you are not coming to my house with that rise cripy hair!"

by scoopdedewhop8 March 22, 2021

penis hair

a penis made of hair

zaniculo: Penis hair 😼
ecsploiter: ikr

by Exploiter March 23, 2021

Hair

A stupid blob of dead skin cells that people seem to like touching. They also bother to make it look good.

Wow, hair... this is so boring and gross.

by Crazedpoodleface March 29, 2021

Pp hair

Pp hair aka fat juices cock hair girls love to suck on

Girls love pp hair on boys pps

by R4nd0 mop April 2, 2021