Broke Brain Virus

A bug that does the opposite of the Woke Brain Virus, making people believe that landowners have the right to violently impose their will on people using the resources of the land the claim to own and that people who oppose the will of people claiming ownership of land should be able to dictate government policy are mentally ill from the Woke Brain Virus and are enemies of the state.

All of the anti-transgender executive orders are the result of the broke brain virus working in President Trump and his base.

by WhistleBlower0013 January 29, 2025

did your brain evaporate

another way of saying someone is stupid.

kenny: who was the first president?
steve: did you brain evaporate? it’s george washington.

kenny: my bad i’m slow.

did your brain evaporate? another way of saying someone is stupid.

by Rlendnsnsk April 7, 2020

BRAIN LUBE

COFFEE; a hot drink that acts as a brain lubricant; or stimulates brain function

To get his mind functioning properly for the test on differential equations, Axel stopped at Starbucks for a cup of brain lube.

by BCATThompson October 7, 2021

Subaru Brain Disease

When you are infected with SBD you are willing to pay 5X-10X the market value of a clapped out miled out oil leaking rust bucket Subaru because it's got a turbo!!!!

"Jennifer just told me she bought a 2001 Subaru WRX with 300k miles for $12,000! She told me it has an STI motor and a salvage title."

"Wow dude, she's got Stage 4 Subaru Brain Disease"

by Nived67 January 27, 2020

Lizard Brain

Lizard Brain is a term used to describe when a person (typically a man) loses all ability to think straight, due to being horny. When a man has lizard brain, he is thinking with his penis not his brain.

Lizard brain from the male point of view:
Her: “Oh my gosh, stop grabbing my ass! I am trying to get stuff done.”
Him: “ I can’t help it! You’re too sexy… my lizard brain took over.”

Lizard brain from the female point of view:
Her: “I’m telling you girl, he has a lizard brain! He can’t even have a conversation with me without getting distracted by my cleavage.”

by KittyKhaos96 April 17, 2024

amniotic brain

when a woman who is pregnant forgets the simplest things she would never forget before she got pregnant

I can't believe I forgot my husbands name, I must have amniotic brain.

by LuluDouthit March 31, 2010

Gummy Brain

When you are drunk/high, and begin to say things incoherently and not comprehend anything.

“Hey what do you want to watch on tv?”
“Erhh hav you herd that nu sooshhi eating downtown?”
“Huh? I asked if you wanted to watch tv, Do you have gummy brain or something?”

by Maxmcc91 April 13, 2023