Ur Aunt issa Toaster

The best roast of all you can ever use if somebody tells you "ur grandpap a trap"
Completely destroy their IQ and emotions with this

1:ur mom gay

2:well ur dad lesbian

1:no u

2:well ur granny tranny

1:but ur grandpap a trap

2: and ur aunt issa toaster
*1 immediately dies and falls*

by DehKukadoolKiide March 20, 2018

ur mom

ur mom means ur mom lol yeah or like a stupid joke yeah

"do you know the time?"
"ur mom"
"you're an ass"
"that's what she said"
"istg"

by jikookmyeverything >3< October 6, 2021

ur mom

This is a term used by triggered 6 year olds that smash their keyboards after getting killed 40 times.

POV: You kill him 50+ times and you call him trash (not toxic, just true xdddd) and he says "ur mom" after smashing his keyboard and slobbering all over his microphone that his mommy bought.

by Wastful November 29, 2020

Ur uncle bisexual

Roast: worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian combined

Little Boy: Ur mom gay
Big Boy: Ur dad lesbian
Little Boy: *chokes coughs almost faints* wel uhhh ur uncle bisexual
Big Boy: *ded*

by Bosaboy51 May 10, 2018

snipp snipp ur dicc dicc

if you sin, you lose your penis privileges.
you can't hide, they will always take it away from you.

"fuck i wore yoga pants today"
"well i guess we have no choice but to snipp snipp ur dicc dicc"

by fuckingfetus October 17, 2019

no ur a moose

"NO UR A MOOSE" is a joke within the game Riddle School that pops up when clicked on a picture of a moose.

*clicks on moose photo*
Phil Eggtree: NO UR A MOOSE

by UhmYeahSure April 6, 2021

ur granddaddy faggy

the ULTIMATE most UNBELIEVABLY EVIL thing you could possibly say to any living soul the earth with tremble beneath you if said

Ted: ur mom gay
Jim: ur dad lesbian
Ted: ur granny tranny
Jim: ur grandpap trap
Ted: ur granddaddy faggy
Jim: (too scared to even say no u)

by michelle88372 May 11, 2018