Lawn Dragon

A piece of green dog shit that is so hot and fresh that it's steaming

"Hey buddy, did ya hear about colin. He was prancing through the backyard like a damn fairy and tripped on a stick and fell face first into a big ol' lawn dragon"

"What a fag"

by Yourshitsweak June 11, 2018

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Iron dragon

The act of a penis being inserted through a nostril and flowing through to the mouth

“Holy shit Rebecca his dick was so big he could do an iron dragon”

by Dingbat445 September 9, 2019

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dragon spank

The mastubatory act of pouring a flaming sambuca on one’s penis at the moment of ejaculation.

Crikey Dave that was a fiery one. Yes John, I like to call it a Dragon Spank.

by The Enablers June 15, 2024

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When you smack a girl in the face with your dick while simultaneously setting of a can of hair spray on a zippo lighter into the air while making dragon noises and then flapping your arms in a rapid flying motion. If you catch the girl's hair on fire you smack the fire out with your dick or put it out with your cum.

Bro "how was your date last night?"

Me "It was okay until he tried to dragon whip me and caught my eyelashes on fire"

by Hanbro00 September 4, 2016

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Dueling Dragons

When you are in a stall and someone walks in to the stall next to yours and he farts then you fart to see who has louder farts. You go until nobody can fart anymore and the loudest fart wins.

I was in the stall taking a dump and the kid next to me farted so apparently he wanted to throw down. We started Dueling Dragons

by Chris Jarvis33333 October 16, 2010

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dragon mage

A game created by Red X Productions using RPG Maker XP, whos creators are all 14 years old. Well excepted by critics and members of thier local high school.

Did you hear about that game, Dragon Mage?
I heard it was kick-ass

by Scott Hampton October 29, 2007

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