Playing Blackjack on the Toilet

When someone is on the shitter, and is ripping ass so badly that it sounds like cards being shuffled.

Sounds like my dad is Playing Blackjack on the Toilet again. I guess I'll use the bathroom downstairs.

by Unbeknownst'd've May 16, 2025

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The human play-dough

A horrific and vile sexual act where a person sits on their partners face and defacates (shits) into the mouth of the person who is the human play-dough machine. The aim is to release enough excrement that it fills the person's mouth and eventually comes out their ears. (This is similar to how play-dough could be pushed into machines and it would come out of other holes due to the pressure)

Tip: For better results the one defacating should eat taco bell to cause diarrhea, the consistency should be runny but still firm, similar to play-dough

Chris: I did the human play-dough on my boyfriends face last night, you should try it

by Wiseman486 December 16, 2025

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Fag aka acting or playing gay

When you playing so trash at the game madden,2k, and fortnite. So if you dribbling for the whole 24 second then pass to a team mate so they can get the violation “cough cough” JAMO. Also when you do spin dunks the whole game and get bailed out “cough cough” des.

Yo Des and Jamo stop being a Fag aka acting or playing gay.

by Official_Akeem_ June 26, 2021

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