by MrMysticalToad June 7, 2021

Puny Customer: Aww look! A pig made from ground sausage.
Aaron, the Mighty Meat Slayer: I am the creator of the ground sausage pig. It is most triumphant. Now be gone from my presence or I shall smite thee with my pork sword!!
Aaron, the Mighty Meat Slayer: I am the creator of the ground sausage pig. It is most triumphant. Now be gone from my presence or I shall smite thee with my pork sword!!
by Abacabb1984 August 5, 2016

A very squeaky animal that needs food 100% of the time. When they hear anything that is similar to their treats opening or food bags, they start to scream with excitement which most people interpret as; FOOD I WANT FOOD GIVE ME FOOD.
"My Guinea Pig is a food hog."
"Guinea Pigs are strange but adorable creatures."
"Guinea Pigs are great pets."
"I have a Guinea Pig, It is a lot of work."
"Guinea Pigs are strange but adorable creatures."
"Guinea Pigs are great pets."
"I have a Guinea Pig, It is a lot of work."
by Sailor May April 16, 2020

A metaphor for a TV show that starts out mediocre or even poor before becoming a strong show in later episodes and/or seasons.
The term originates with the show "Black Mirror."
The term originates with the show "Black Mirror."
"Community" is my favorite TV show, but it boned the pig and so never developed the following it deserved.
You'll love "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," but be warned that it boned the pig for the better part of a season before finding its stride.
You'll love "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," but be warned that it boned the pig for the better part of a season before finding its stride.
by RiddleRider January 24, 2020

“Hey James, how was your date with Clara!”
“Incredible! Thanks for asking! She used her hot toes for a pig in a blanket with me!
“Incredible! Thanks for asking! She used her hot toes for a pig in a blanket with me!
by Flipjack McGillicuddy September 30, 2023

Unsuspecting person: I want a pet!
Guinea pig: Squeak squeak (Translation: I just sold my soul. I would like to eat you now.)
Unsuspecting person: Oh my god I want it! I'm naming her Angel!
News reporter: Unsuspecting person was murdered and eaten in their own house by Angel the guinea pig...
Guinea pig: Squeak squeak (Translation: I just sold my soul. I would like to eat you now.)
Unsuspecting person: Oh my god I want it! I'm naming her Angel!
News reporter: Unsuspecting person was murdered and eaten in their own house by Angel the guinea pig...
by meljogo March 9, 2021

An actual pig is a guy who is such a fucking looser that he is willing to overlook the fact that women are people and instead chooses to disrespect/objectify them.
A pig typically is unable to commit to one person because they are fully aware that they are a piece of shit and its never long before the girl they are talking to is able to see that too.
A pig typically is unable to commit to one person because they are fully aware that they are a piece of shit and its never long before the girl they are talking to is able to see that too.
by The one who finally said it May 22, 2020
