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by dick December 30, 2003
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Flaccid Penis

Similar to the use of the word "pussy" as an insult, "flaccid penis" is a more appropriate term for backing out of important decisions and events due to fear.
Him: I really want to ask this girl out, but I don't know if I can
Her: Don't be a flaccid penis! Go for it!
by FightingOneFP-AtA-TimeAJ May 29, 2018
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Penis worm

Slang term for "priapulid" (phylum or class Priapulida), any of some 15 species of predatory, marine, mud-inhabiting, unsegmented worms of uncertain classification.
"Finally, there is a type of worm called the priapulid worm or penis worm, named such for its nose-like end which can be stretched or protruded, thus resulting in it looking like a penis."

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by Verne D. Fukawi September 12, 2008
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Penis on fire

When a girl goes to give you a blowjob and she asks you for a cigarrete or tries to light one whilst down in your penis area and it maanages to light up your pubes and penis so that your penis becomes on fire
Jake : OMG dont tell anyone but abbie was giving it to me and took a fag and set fire to my pubes and gave me a penis on fire

Adam : haha, u infertile loser
by dani314 October 30, 2008
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Penis head

A word used to describe a person who likes to suck cock and be a BITCH.
don't be a penis head Mr. Meyer.
by kaizer569 May 29, 2008
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Penis Size

the length and/or width of a males reproductive organ (penis). The average for a 19 year old is apporximately 6.2".
My penis size is way bigger than yours!!!
by Ryan February 1, 2005
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penis symphony

The explosion of jizz which creates a distinct noise, sounding very much like the section of trumpets playing in a marching band.
Last night, after Henrieta gave Chaz a vigourous BJ, the penis symphony exploded in a mass hysteria of snaps, clicks, and squishes.
by ToquitoSSSSS! December 7, 2007
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