funk nuts

a versatile adjective.

#1: i lost my car keys! funk nuts!
#2: wow i got extra change! funk nuts!

by Jssica June 1, 2005

nut soup

a term used normally by basketball players and fans, but can be used for other sports. used when someone gets crossed over, dunked on, elbowed and/or can be used to describe the losing team.

shit that guy just got a mouthful of nut soup.

the lions made nut soup outta that team.

by Oregon Homeboy January 17, 2009

Norris nuts

The norris nuts are really good youtubers make people laugh make them feel better

I love the norris nuts!

by Grhej April 15, 2022

Nut Checklist

A group of many people you want to nut check

Me: Man that guy is really getting on my nerves... He's going on my nut checklist

by YoungVigil75 May 22, 2009

Left Nut

The nut to the left side of your penicular structure.

Honey, I can't bang you tonight. My left nut got cut off.

by Anal Opener November 29, 2016

diesel nuts

deez nuts hanging from a diesel truck

Look at my diesel nuts.

by dinkydean November 17, 2019

Nut wine

A glass of beer (or any cold alcohol beverage for that matter) that you serve to someone and they drink it unaware you dipped your nuts in it moments ago...

If it was a martini though it culd be either a nut-ini or a balltini, either works...

Guess what a Fartini is...

At a party:
Guy "How'd you like that Nut wine, Shirley"
Shirley "It's okay... but i don't taste the nuts..."
Guy titter titter
pause, the penny drops
Shirley "EURGH! Oh my God, you put your sweaty balls in this didn't you?! ACK! You're fucking disgusting!"

by cha cha chaa September 15, 2010