Throwing nuts

A phrase meaning 'masturbation'. coined by U.S. Soldiers in Afghanistan during a misunderstanding with a polish soldier during OEF IX.

"I'll be back in 5. I'm gonna go throw some nuts,"

"Where's Jack?"
"I dunno. Probably throwing nuts somewhere,"

"I'm sorry i don't call masturbation 'throwing nuts',"

by LDKSparda December 21, 2009

Nut wine

A glass of beer (or any cold alcohol beverage for that matter) that you serve to someone and they drink it unaware you dipped your nuts in it moments ago...

If it was a martini though it culd be either a nut-ini or a balltini, either works...

Guess what a Fartini is...

At a party:
Guy "How'd you like that Nut wine, Shirley"
Shirley "It's okay... but i don't taste the nuts..."
Guy titter titter
pause, the penny drops
Shirley "EURGH! Oh my God, you put your sweaty balls in this didn't you?! ACK! You're fucking disgusting!"

by cha cha chaa September 15, 2010

funk nuts

a versatile adjective.

#1: i lost my car keys! funk nuts!
#2: wow i got extra change! funk nuts!

by Jssica June 1, 2005

nut sludge

The creamy stuff left around the base of the penis and on the scrotem after sex.Usualy describing the morning after results with no shower.

this nut sludge is making me itch

by stribo April 15, 2007

Sumunda Nuts

The smell from under a males scrotum, or balls.

guy: "You Smell Like Sumunda Nuts."
girl: "Whats that?"
guy: "You smell like something under my nuts"

by chunky_monkey April 10, 2009

nut sponge

An oval shaped sponge used for washing your nuts.

Johnny Knoxville needed to use a nut sponge after being in a severe accident where he broke his "ding-ding" to get the blood off.

by Winston Backer June 18, 2008

nut soup

a term used normally by basketball players and fans, but can be used for other sports. used when someone gets crossed over, dunked on, elbowed and/or can be used to describe the losing team.

shit that guy just got a mouthful of nut soup.

the lions made nut soup outta that team.

by Oregon Homeboy January 17, 2009