take my muffin

its basically an analogy for take my or take their or take whatevers virginity

sam: wow yesterday i paid some random girl to take my muffin, yippee!

by Crinklesnoop Hater January 26, 2025

Canadian Corn Muffin

The Canadian Corn Muffin is when you ejaculate in your partners anus then pour jiffy corn muffin mix inside and mix it around with your semi-limp penis until a a thickened consistency is achieved. The next morning your partner will poop corn muffins.

Wow! These Canadian corn muffins are a great way to start the day!

by TheBiggestMuffinMan March 3, 2026

Frosted Chocolate Muffin

The act of excreting feces on a woman's vagina then jizzing on the feces

"Last night, John gave me a Frosted Chocolate Muffin. Now I smell terrible!"

"Ooh, I like chocolate muffins. Do you think John could slide me one?"

"You're really not getting this are you?"

by Ayd Off Hit Lher February 15, 2025

mr. muffins

Mr. Muffins is a cute and funny nickname for your partners genitals.

I wanna go down on Mr. Muffinstonight

by Johnmccarthy November 7, 2017