Phlegm Monkey

The thick mouth mucous, spit out and retrieved by suction, over and over.

Larry played with a phlegm monkey, much to the dismay of his friends.

by Resafandrab July 11, 2011

Skank Monkey

An individual that enjoys being slapped in various non-sexual areas with male genetalia.

Dude, Sheila is such a skank monkey, she asked me to whack her in the forehead with it like four times.

by Ricky Bobby rumplestillskin August 19, 2011

PR monkey

another name for a spokesperson for a politician, organization or a company. just about any spin doctor.

Wow! BP's PR monkeys will have a hard time after the oil spill.

by JohnCaulfield October 24, 2011

monkey lipped

To put something into one's mouth, like a cigarette, straw, spoon or pen and take it out only to have it covered in saliva. Similar to the way monkeys do at the zoo when they put anything in their mouths.

Teresa took a drag off my cigarette and when I got it back she had monkey lipped it. It was almost soaked to death.

Bill borrowed my pen and while he was thinking about the problem, he put it in his mouth and monkey lipped it. When I got it back, it was dripping with spit.

by little billy boy November 22, 2011

Pussy Monkey

When a female is attracted to a vertically endowed male

He was so fine and tall I wanted to climb him like a pussy monkey

by colderthaniceland April 7, 2023

Porch Monkey

A porch monkey is a black unintelligent lazy person

Shut the fuck up porch monkey

by mind yo ownnn April 18, 2023

crud monkey

A generic programmer whose job revolves around create, read, update and delete, aka CRUD

95% of programmers are just useless crud monkeys, dumb crud monkey

by Homeless Chicken December 22, 2022