Clapping coles mom

Cole I’m sorry but i fucked your mom

Bro I was so busy clapping coles mom last night

by Ifuckedtamra123 October 16, 2019

Ur Mom Malarchy

Even worse than Ur mom gai, ur dad lesbian, ur sister a mister, and ur granny tranny combined......

Tod: Ur mom gai
Joe: Ur granny tranny
Tod: Ur sister a mister
Joe: Ur mom malarchy
*Tod implodes causing a black hole to encompass the omniverse

by NiggaBeater503 May 13, 2018

white mom wasted

Advanced White girl wasted training

I got white mom wasted that time while getting rocky mountain high and polishing off that bottle of wine on vacation in Colorado.

by billiedeux April 12, 2015

psycho hag mom

1.A condition of the female human usually resulting from the repetitive noise,and/or whining,fighting, begging by her offspring.Usually includes displays of snarling,screaming and use of four letter words.
2.A condition that may or may not be hastened by PMS,roughly equivalent to Defcon 1.

"After 3 hours alone in the minivan with her two kids bickering,complaining and 'not touching each other', Bonnie went completely psycho hag mom on them."
"Yes,it is getting close to that time of the month,honey-WHY DO YOU ASK?"
frazzled moms irritating kids minivan PMS defcon one
batshit minivan syndrome

by Bart's Mom August 5, 2009

Pregnant Mom Cow

A word used to describe a person (usually male) who smells musty and all around seems like a pregnant mom cow.

“Damn Ethan really be smelling and looking like a Pregnant Mom Cow today”

by Addy Smith January 28, 2020

Ket your mom

This is a phrase usually paired with "dese nuts." It is like saying your mom, but has a twist, ketamine. Ketamine is a disassociative. When paired with your mom, there is a never ending amount of fun. She will just be laying there, dissassociated, while you go to pound town with dese nuts.

Matt: So I ket your mom last night.
Stephen: With dese nuts?

by NastyDelicious May 26, 2014

Ur Mom Gay

Ur mom gay is a 9 year old insult towards people you know of or to complete strangers. This word is sometimes used by 9 year olds when experiencing pyschological damage from people in gaming or others. Ur mom gay can be easily reflected towards the one who said it by saying no u

Ur mom gay.

by YonderSquat January 2, 2019