Beard Milk is a naturally occurring liquid produced from the fermentation in a beard by bacteria to produce a nutritious and health white liquid capable of raising a baby to become a well bearded and well adjusted human. Research shows it to be more nutritious than colostrum.
Hey man, your beard is swelling, looks like you better get someone to help you get that Beard Milk out and to the baby as soon as possible.
by JasperBaby May 7, 2020

by YokunaiGM November 14, 2021

The phase in a woman’s life (usually in there 20s) when they live by themselves and only have to pay for their own expenses. This is a time where women do what they want with little to no obligations, except maybe their job. It’s called the small milk phase because this is when a woman only has to buy their own food. Therefore they opt for the small containers of milk (like a quart) instead of a gallon.
by JJCostel May 2, 2020

Having sex with multiple women in different towns consecutively in the state of Mississippi. Usually within a 24 hour stretch.
by Big Daddy 420/69 April 9, 2023

by BLM is de way May 5, 2022

an event in which five or more individuals collectively ejaculate in tribute to a specific area of interest
Person 1: Dude this concerts going to be a total milk show
Person 2: I know, people were glazing the band so hard online
Person 2: I know, people were glazing the band so hard online
by Lou Sassle Erts June 26, 2024

Guy:woah man I just drop the milk on my gurl she was so into it she drank the whole thing.
Other guy:woah man I did the same thing to your gurl too.
Other guy:woah man I did the same thing to your gurl too.
by SomeRandomDawg May 31, 2018
