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Beard Milk

Beard Milk is a naturally occurring liquid produced from the fermentation in a beard by bacteria to produce a nutritious and health white liquid capable of raising a baby to become a well bearded and well adjusted human. Research shows it to be more nutritious than colostrum.
Hey man, your beard is swelling, looks like you better get someone to help you get that Beard Milk out and to the baby as soon as possible.
by JasperBaby May 7, 2020
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Milk Tray

The act of ejaculating 3 or more separate times in the shower.
I had a HUGE milk tray last night!
by YokunaiGM November 14, 2021
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Small Milk Phase

The phase in a woman’s life (usually in there 20s) when they live by themselves and only have to pay for their own expenses. This is a time where women do what they want with little to no obligations, except maybe their job. It’s called the small milk phase because this is when a woman only has to buy their own food. Therefore they opt for the small containers of milk (like a quart) instead of a gallon.
I heard Tiffany’s term in the peace corps ended now she’s off to Soho for her small milk phase
by JJCostel May 2, 2020
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Mississippi Milk Run

Having sex with multiple women in different towns consecutively in the state of Mississippi. Usually within a 24 hour stretch.
Hey Chaz, I just did the Mississippi milk run. You should of seen the chick from Tuscaloosa.
by Big Daddy 420/69 April 9, 2023
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Milk Monster

Milk = White Monster = big and ugly
Deshawn here comes a Milk Monster to tell us how he’s not racist.
by BLM is de way May 5, 2022
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milk show

an event in which five or more individuals collectively ejaculate in tribute to a specific area of interest
Person 1: Dude this concerts going to be a total milk show

Person 2: I know, people were glazing the band so hard online
by Lou Sassle Erts June 26, 2024
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Drop the milk

Guy:woah man I just drop the milk on my gurl she was so into it she drank the whole thing.
Other guy:woah man I did the same thing to your gurl too.
by SomeRandomDawg May 31, 2018
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